When I Grow Up 7

job stability

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dumbledorf?

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Like A Boss 7

Don't be another average Joe just letting life pass you by like a tool. Live life like a boss. Everyday when you wake up say, "I'm the boss." And think to yourself "What would a boss do?" Then do it.

Snowy slush and ten below zero? Who gives a fudge. Have those workers push you around in a stroller whilst you survey the grounds for no reason at all. You're the F-ing boss.

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Like A Boss 6

Don't be another average Joe just letting life pass you by like a tool. Live life like a boss. Everyday when you wake up say, "I'm the boss." And think to yourself "What would a boss do?" Then do it.

Running errands? That doesn't mean you actually get out and do anything. Bosses have people that do stuff for them. You relax in the car. Be sure to let everyone know you're there. People go crazy when the boss is around.

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But When I Do 3

You can't do everything. You can't be everything to everyone. You can't be everywhere. Some people are skilled in many things, but can't get the simplest things right. Some people have no skills, but can make you believe they know what they're doing every time. When you do something put your heart and soul into it. Make it seem like that's the one thing that you can do well. Make people really believe it. And along the way you'll discover who you are and why you're here. I don't always blog, but when I do I make sure that I ramble incoherently.

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