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Anatomy Ponderings







Maybe this is one of those "Only God knows why." things but I'm going to ask it anyway, because it's been eating away at my brain for so long now. Why do dudes have nipples?  What is the purpose? Everything on the human body has some kind of purpose. A function. We all know why females have them. To feed their babies with, and to give guys something to Google. But why do guys have them? Is it an evolution thing? Like at one point in time men use to breast feed, and give birth? Maybe there's a doctor or someone out there who's read a lot of wikipedia stuff (tool), who could answer this for me.


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Pictures Of The Dead






Why do people take pictures of the dead? A few years ago I worked at the Wal-Mart one hour photo lab. (Yeah I saw your nude pics.) I saw many things processing people's film. Naked people (Mostly old dudes sprawled out on beds-wtf), sex change operations, awkward family pictures, and lots of dead people in coffins. Why in the world would you want a picture of that? It's creepy. Are you going to put it in the family photo album?

"Here's her 57th birthday. She loved that sweater. Haha here she is playing the banjo. Oh, oh, I remember this one. We flew out to Texas one Christmas, and she got to ride on a cow. And here she is dead."

Do they hang it up in the family room sort of like a conversation piece?  Is there like a dead pic memorial thing going on? Wtf? Seriously.... seriously. Why?



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