the pumpkin dance

the pumpkin dance

I never learned how to dance. So as awkward as this guy looks, I wish I had moves like that. It's oddly mesmerizing.  I cannot look away from this strange dancing pumpkin head man.  Spicy.  

Pumpkin Face T-Shirt
by templeofswag

read carefully

i fell for it too

awkward emails

this has happened to me at several job interviews, but still i don't change it

awkward birthdays

why is that other guy pointing and laughing?

Good Enough

are these people really related?

oh christmas tree

who's crafty idea was this? i'm guessing the lady with the smug grin in the front.

Shady Santa

random santa in the park. no it's totally safe

Get Off Santa's Leg

aren't you a little old for this?

i'm hilarious

it's so hard to hold it in

Awkward Gossip

what was it a ninja?

Stop Staring

why do people stare? it's creepy... at least try to be sneaky about it

Man in the Mirror

seriously.  and the wife always says "you look fine" hmmm

Dinner Guests

is that his real face? wtf

Holding Hands

don't be embarrassed... she's a little young for you, but.... not a girl? what???

Fat Hands

is that the ginger from harry potter in the middle?

Chipendads

lol your dad is a stripper

Grandma Likes Sausage

this is somebody's great grandmother. could be yours

That Awkward Moment

the day mr. ed met elvis 

Awkward 5

Awkward 3

 

I couldn't help but notice that this van has a light switch. Fancy.