Pet Peeve #Uno. Guys that feel the need to tell me about their sex lives. Why do you feel the need to tell me this stuff? Oh wow yes, I am really impressed with your playa skillz yo. You got an easy chick. High fives on the house. No seriously they're on the house. Get the ladder. There is nothing gayer than talking to another dude about sex. So the next dude that feels the need to chat me up about his recent explorations I'm just going to assume he's gay.