Here we see actress Alicia Witt modeling the $2,700,000 "Champrau d'Amour" (Hat of Love), by renown hat designer Louis Mariette, at Christie's in London. The hat is covered entirely in dazzling diamonds and inspired by entwined ivy and bluebells. The hat is part of a private collection, and is not for sale. Boo hoo. People sure like to pay a lot for ugly things. Rip off the feathers and it's a crappily made top hat for a gay leprechaun.