Get to Know Your Farts 21

THE RAMBLING PHADUKA FART:
You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as this is one of the most frightening of all farts. It is frightening to farter and spectator alike. It has a sound of pain to it. It will sometimes leave the farter unable to speak. As though he has had the wind knocked out of him. A strong, loud, wavering fart, it goes on for at least fifteen seconds.

THE RELIEF FART:
Sound or odor are of no importance here. What matters is the tremendous sense of relief that you have finally farted. People will often say, "Whew, what a relief". Very common.

THE RELUCTANT FART:
This is probably one of the oldest farts known to man. The Reluctant Fart is a fart that seems to have a mind of its own. It gives the impression that it likes staying where it is. It will come when it is ready, not before. This can take half-a-day in some instances.

THE RUSTY GATE FART:
It sounds like an old rusty gate being opened. The Rusty Gate Fart sounds as if it would have worked a lot easier if it had been oiled.