He's a Big Boy Now

Let's Go Brandon

 

The Chant that Redpilled the World:

It started back when the DNC through the aging and some would say deteriorating Joe Biden grabbed power. Many felt he was an illegitimate commander and chief, and voting fraud allegations were brought up. 

Massive censorship by social media and defamation of voters that didn't agree with the outcome by the mainstream media did not help. Anyone asking for a recount, an audit, or investigation were kicked off of social media platforms like Twitter or heavily censored.  While the media called them white supremacists and claimed they were trying to steal the election.  

This lead to a mass migration of conservatives, libertarians, centrists and pretty much anyone that didn't agree with the far left ideology or even those that just felt like freedom of speech was being attacked to smaller, but more open social media sites like Rumble.  

It was a way to stick it to left wing controlled media. Something that had been discussed over the four years of President Trump's presidency with the constant censorship of anyone that went against the agenda that was being pushed by the mainstream media and democrat politicians. 

But it changed nothing.  Most people still held onto their other social media accounts. So a "sticking it to the man" moment never really occurred. People had the freedom to state their objections, but the people that were hearing it were the same people shouting it.  

The echo chamber had only become smaller.  And it had become harder and harder to spread the message. Big tech had begun to tighten the reigns tighter and tighter, and patriots needed a way to let their voices be heard in a way that couldn't be censored, but also could reach the audience that their message was intended for. 

What would never be censored?  Their own media. It's like that old saying, "Use your enemy's weapons against them." Turn their propaganda machines on them. Social Media could block opposing views, but live television couldn't. 

It started out small.  Some random person in the background of an interview or report shouting out "F@c# Joe Biden!" Someone wearing a t shirt with an anti left wing slogan at a Joe Biden press event. And before you know it it was crowds of people young and old shouting it in unison at concerts and sporting events being covered by the mainstream news. 

Then it escalated with bad policies of the Biden Harris White House.  Like shutting down the Keystone Pipeline, which took the US from energy independence back to begging the middle east for overpriced oil. Or abandoning US citizens in Afghanistan to be tortured and murdered by the Taliban. 

Or the absolute mess at the southern border with hundreds of thousands of illegals pouring into the country at a time that so many American citizens were struggling after forced business closings that put a large portion of the country out of work way past their budgets. 

As the failures of the Biden regime piled up, the crowds got bigger and bigger. Unfortunately the media had a way to spin this. They told their audiences that white supremacy was growing. So the people's voices were reaching their targeted audiences, but their message was being diluted with propaganda lies.  

There seemed to be no hope in getting the rest of the country to wake up and listen to anything other than what was being spoon fed them everyday by the forces that controlled their every thought. 

Then a miracle happened.

The coverup happened live as a NBC reporter covering a nascar race in which racecar driver Brandon Brown had won.  During her interview with Brandon, the entire racetrack audience began to shout "F@c# Joe Biden!  F@c# Joe Biden!" Over and over and louder and louder until it couldn't be ignored. 

An audience this large shouting a negative slogan towards the occupier of the White House would not look good.  This would go against the media claims that everyone loved the former vice president. So the reporter used her mockingbird media training and went into propaganda mode.  

Then as the crowd shouted a very audible and clear message to the elites about their disgust of the person they had placed over the country, the reporter said "... as you can hear the chants from the crowd.  Let's go Brandon."  A move of desperation that cost the media as anyone with eyes and ears could see the lie that had just taken place before their very eyes.  This wasn't some far right nazi conspiracy channel.  This happened on their own news channel and was carried about by one of their approved and trusted talking heads.  

And thus the chant of "Let's go Brandon!" begin to be shouted at live events along with the classic "F@c# Joe Biden!" The purpose of the chant to cause the people hearing it to wonder what it was all about.  Which would lead them to researching the chant.  Which would uncover the media lie, which would begin their red pill moment. 

   

And unware of what the message meant, big tech was slow to attack the message.  The message had broken through the fascist algorithms, and begin to pour rapidly into other forms of media.  Like music.  Where the message had made it into songs that were ending up at the top of music charts beating out well known and beloved artists like Adele. 

As the walls of censorship begin to crumble, eyes all over the world are being opened up.  The left wing rioting mobs looking for nazis to punch are getting smaller.  While the maga crowds are only growing larger.  But for now the fascists control the government.  

And they've already proven they don't need us left or right to gain control of the country.  Even as their voting base shrinks to embarrassingly low numbers, new voters cross the border in the hundreds of thousands weekly. So the meme war continues. For freedom.  For independence.  For equality. 

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Magic Banana

Magic Banana

Bean Vs Chicken

Bean Vs Chicken

He's going to choke on that chicken if he doesn't slow down.  Isn't it ironic though, considering that someone choked that chicken, precisely because it slowed down.  It sure is a topsy turvy world we're living in, eh mate?  

Smile T-Shirt
by awfultees

Oh Lawdy Look Out

Oh Lawdy Look Out

dancing dog

dancing dog

I use to have a dancing dog. She didn't have moves quite like this, but she would get down.  Her name was Lady Bug.   She got pregnant about ten times, and her tittays dragged the ground.  So it was quite a site to see when she was shaking her thing.  All eight of them swang' n around.  Poor dog eventually retired to Florida with a squeaky frog that she thought was her baby.  

Rad Hot Dog T-Shirt
by templeofswag

the pumpkin dance

the pumpkin dance

I never learned how to dance. So as awkward as this guy looks, I wish I had moves like that. It's oddly mesmerizing.  I cannot look away from this strange dancing pumpkin head man.  Spicy.  

Pumpkin Face T-Shirt
by templeofswag

How to be Gay Like a Pro

I fell for this who put your butt out turn your stomach this way "to get maximum results" bs some of these "trainers" are talking about in my effort to get in shape.  I ended up walking around like a t-rex if t tex was a "lady of the night" walking around Sunset blvd looking for some "magic tricks."  It took me a long time to train my hips to not push my behind so far back.  

You see someone get down on all fours like that, and start telling you to stick your butt up you say "Eh I just remembered I don't want to get graped today."   And gtfo. 

How to be Gay Like a Pro

Sausage Lover T-Shirt
by derpfudge

lolrus

lolrus  

I'm kind of thinking this is not a walrus at all, and actually a seal. But whatever.  Maybe it's a seal laughing at a walrus.  

Lolrus Coffee Mug
by templeofswag

pug life

pug life

I use to want a pug.  They're so amusing looking. Until I dated a girl that had a pug.  Oh man, that thing had some gas.  And it was the most horrible smell.  One time in middle school a student brought a fart bomb to school. They released it in the gym.  It cleared out the entire school.  I thought that was the worst smell I'd ever smelled.  I was wrong.  Whatever was coming out of this dog's rear wasn't from this world.  It's like the kind of smell that makes you go "Oh... oh   OHHHHH!  DMN!  WTF! OH HELL!"  

Pug Face Emoji Wood Wall Art
by templeofswag

regret

regret

Hangover Face Coffee Mug
by templeofswag

man smores

man smores

Nope.  I've hung out with some wild and crazy people, but this is crossing the line.  Fire near balls is  Oh wait.  Chit.  Never mind.  I did hang out with people like this. when I was about seventeen years of age, I was going to school for autobody.  Back then I was a smoker, and during our break me and my friends would go out front of the garage and smoke a cig, and discuss our plans for the day.  We had this initiation we would do for the new students, that involved dropping our lit, but nearly finished cigarettes into their front pockets as we would all walk back inside.  Most of the time it would just burn a whole through the thin blue jumpsuit we had to wear as a uniform.  But one time it didn't.  Apparently this one guy had a lot of things in his pocket to burn.  So instead of burning a little hole and falling through without really doing any thing other than making the person jump a little, this guy had a little bonfire going in his pocket.  

He said "Do you smell that?"  seriously it was like a cartoon.  And forgetting all about the cig, which I had dropped into his  (oh wait.. I just remembered I am that friend) .  Anyway, I had forgotten all about the little prank, so I said... "No. What's it smell like? "  And he said it smelled like something burning.  I say "No.  I.."  Just as I was about to say I didn't smell anything burning I smelled it.  So now I'm looking around the garage to see if anything is on fire.  I'm looking everywhere.  Nothing.  But now I'm seeing smoke.  So my eyes follow the smoke....back to his pocket.  It was a hot pocket. A very hot pocket.  Flames were coming out.  Luckily whatever he had in there was blocking his skin from feeling the heat, but wow.  

I said "Your pocket is on fire."  He's like "What?"  I said "You're pocket is on fire! Look!"  He laughs, and says "I'm not falling for tha-"  Well at that moment he must have felt the heat,because he looks down, and screams.  And before I can throw my can of Dr. Pepper on him to douse the flames, he's got his overalls ripped off, and he's stomping on it.  Completely nude, stomping on his burning overalls. And I'm yelling at him, "More!  More!  You're not doing it right!  Faster!  Faster!"  

At that moment one of our instructors walks in, and sees us, and says "I don't even want to know," and leaves. So the guy manages to get the flame out, and puts his overalls back on.  He says "I'm going to get Jason!"  Because he put two and two together, and remembered that he had seen my friend Jason doing that prank to another student.  Now, class was about to start.  The teacher was calling the roll, so we had no time.   We just ran into the classroom.  I found my seat immediately, and sat down.  

The other guy was held up as a couple of other students were standing up talking to each other, and blocking his way to his desk.  Well my friend Jason, starts laughing, and I look at him, wondering what's going on.  He motions with his head toward the guy who is standing up.  And I see this very large burnt out area on the crotch.  The guys thing is not hanging out or anything.  You can't see it.  But it's like you know at any moment it could just flop out.  

Now at the same time that I'm looking at this guy with a shocked look on my face he looks over at me.  He sees where my eyes are looking, and he looks down.  Then immediately he looks over at Jason with just a pissy look on his face.  My friend Jason then looks at me, and says "What's his deal?"   So I told him what happened.  He's laughing so hard.  He's like "Oh man I wish I could have seen that."  Then I tell him "He thinks you did it."  And that was that.  That guy always hated Jason after that.  But he was very friendly to me.  Jason would say to me "Man that guy is a douchebag.  I never did anything to him."  And I would say back "I don't know.  Seems like a pretty decent guy to me."  

Smore Than a Feeling Throw Pillow
by templeofswag

what a view

what a view

I prefer this view to a man's point of view.  At the same time I never want this point of view, because I'm pretty happy being a dude. Besides I make one fugly chick.  

Jugs T-Shirt
by PunHouse

omg otter

omg otter  Oh Stop My Dimples are Showing

I just discovered that I now have dimples.  I don't know where they came from.  They were just there  one day.  Or maybe they're wrinkles.  

Otter Nonsense Coffee Mug
by PunHouse

Share This Potato beautiful-blackandwhite: Just re blog...

Share This Potato

beautiful-blackandwhite:

Just re blog it……..you know you want to!!!!!!!!

i do i do

Update:  I shared this potato about eight years ago, and now we have a potato for a president.  I regret sharing this potato for no reason.   

Twice Baked Potato Poster
by templeofswag

(via RedHotPogo: Cop Meet Donut)

(via RedHotPogo: Cop Meet Donut)

Having worked at a donut shop before I know for a fact that cops love donuts. They go nuts for donuts, you might say.  Or you might not.  So I thought to myself, "hey, where can I eat a lot of donuts, but not have to make them? I know I'll become a police officer. " Then I remembered that I don't like to get shot at.  Oh well.  

Cute Donut T-Shirt
by templeofswag