Sad news today for the University of St. Andrews. No longer will the school's library restrooms be open to fapping. After 600 years of catering to fappers the party is over. Notices were posted after school officials had to remove pounds of fap jelly from the floors and walls.
Mr. Lonely a 20 year freshmen at U.S.A said "It's sad to see a fap home go as there are so many lonely people out there, who just want to check out a book and fap to the pictures." Expect student populations to drop as prospects look for Universities with fapping facilities.
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