I Don't Care Bro

Pet Peeve #Uno. Guys that feel the need to tell me about their sex lives. Why do you feel the need to tell me this stuff? Oh wow yes, I am really impressed with your playa skillz yo. You got an easy chick. High fives on the house. No seriously they're on the house. Get the ladder. There is nothing gayer than talking to another dude about sex. So the next dude that feels the need to chat me up about his recent explorations I'm just going to assume he's gay.

Clowns Are Breeding

This Just In:
Clowns are taking over. There's nothing creepier than a clown right? Well what about baby clowns. Before we only had to worry about old clowns, but now the clowns have mutated and are capable of spawning. Baby clowns are here.

But When I Do 2

You can't do everything. You can't be everything to everyone. You can't be everywhere. Some people are skilled in many things, but can't get the simplest things right. Some people have no skills, but can make you believe they know what they're doing every time. When you do something put your heart and soul into it. Make it seem like that's the one thing that you can do well. Make people really believe it. And along the way you'll discover who you are and why you're here. I don't always blog, but when I do I make sure that I ramble incoherently.

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