I'm not sure exactly what the fail is here. Is it that the guy looks like he's passed out drunk? Some people would say that's a win. The bride doesn't even seem to notice. Whoa. Congratulations though. You married a drunk. Good luck. Fail. Pic from faildrunk.com
Holy camouflage Billyman. We got ourselves a good ole fashion shotgun wedding. WTF were you people thinking? We get it. You're proud to be inbred rednecks, but save the tacky for when you're out in the woods shooting each other in the foot. You're not even wearing matching camouflage. Also is that a wedding dress, or your mom's old nightgown? You know old school cowboy rednecks had class and style. If you show up to a wedding dressed like this then don't say anything about gay marriage. Seriously. Fail.
Whoa dude! Don't you know there's always cameras at weddings. If you're going to be a cheat then at least don't be so obvious. Here we have what looks like a couple that just got married, and the groom has grabbed the bootay of a girl that isn't his bride. Upon closer examination I noticed that the bride is still wearing her veil, which would mean that she hasn't gotten married yet. Which of course means the groom wouldn't be with her. Most likely this is a pick of a dad walking his daughter to the wedding area. The woman he's groping is his wife (the bride's mom), and the other guy wearing freaking jeans is probably her brother. Still a bad idea to grab someone's butt with people taking pictures. Don't be a pig. Keep that stuff private.
You fail down.
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