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Down The Stairs
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Down The Stairs
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2904124/Down+The+Stairs/
durex commercials comp 1
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2903688/durex+commercials+comp+1/
Lolololol
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2904007/Lolololol/
Sort of ironic
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/2904165/Sort+of+ironic/
Evolution is for the weak
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2903716/Evolution+is+for+the+weak/
No one else can do this and be funny
http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2904175/No+one+else+can+do+this+and+be+funny/
Baby animals
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2903932/Baby+animals/
Not Skyrim
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2903725/Not+Skyrim/
pokemon battle
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2903991/pokemon+battle/
I LIED
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2904866/I+LIED/
New psp!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2904136/New+psp/
OMG GENIUSSSSSSS
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2904140/OMG+GENIUSSSSSSS/
But When I Do
You can't do everything. You can't be everything to everyone. You can't be everywhere. Some people are skilled in many things, but can't get the simplest things right. Some people have no skills, but can make you believe they know what they're doing every time. When you do something put your heart and soul into it. Make it seem like that's the one thing that you can do well. Make people really believe it. And along the way you'll discover who you are and why you're here. I don't always blog, but when I do I make sure that I ramble incoherently.
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A Gaddafi With Cheese
Unless you live in the White House you probably already know about the death of Ex Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi. For those of you who don't know...dude is dead. The Libyan rebels found him hiding in a sewer pipe, he said "Don't shoot me my sons", and they shot him anyway. I believe it went something like "What did he say?" "I don't know. I think he said shoot me in the buns." So anyway, yadda, yadda, yadda and bam he's dead.
The most shocking news at the moment on the interwebs is not that the people put his dead body on the hood of a truck and paraded him around (too far). It's that the dude really loves hamburgers. He loves them so much that in 1995 while undergoing a 4 hour long surgery to remove fat from his belly and shove it into his face he ate a hamburger. That's hard core. This dude should have done the Carl's Junior commercials.
Oh Noes
Inbreeding: Bad idea.
Fact: 0.03% of the world's population is inbred.
Jenga! Jenga! Jenga!
Fact: Jenga is played with 54 wooden blocks.
Mitten, pearls, poofy hair...Where's the cookies?
Fact: Cookies originated from Persia during the 7th century.
Pictures Of The Dead
Why do people take pictures of the dead? A few years ago I worked at the Wal-Mart one hour photo lab. (Yeah I saw your nude pics.) I saw many things processing people's film. Naked people (Mostly old dudes sprawled out on beds-wtf), sex change operations, awkward family pictures, and lots of dead people in coffins. Why in the world would you want a picture of that? It's creepy. Are you going to put it in the family photo album?
"Here's her 57th birthday. She loved that sweater. Haha here she is playing the banjo. Oh, oh, I remember this one. We flew out to Texas one Christmas, and she got to ride on a cow. And here she is dead."
Do they hang it up in the family room sort of like a conversation piece? Is there like a dead pic memorial thing going on? Wtf? Seriously.... seriously. Why?
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