Educated: Now no chance for a husband
Father owns a silver mine: Gold Standard
Writes the world's first computer program.
No one remembers.
Turned 19 today, too old to marry and have kids.
Comes up with idea that can change modern science:
Is a woman.
Hates Men: Makes 12 babies.
Want a sandwhich: Must make bread first.
Need to poop: Underwear takes three hours to get off.
Want to take a bath, but I have to go fetch the
water and heat it.
Wants to listen to the phonograph:
Lost the crank.
Want to take a bath, but I have to go fetch
the water and heat it.
I sent a text to my crush, but the pony express
was ambushed by indians.
Three hours spent lacing my corset:
read invitation- the luncheon is formal.
Kissed boyfriend: Scurvy
Smiled at camera for 15 minutes:
had to sneeze for the last 5 second.
Took Oregon Trail: Died of dysentery.
Horse sick: Can't go to the saloon.
Took a cruise with boyfriend. On Titanic.