wtf man

impressive sac on that chick...wtf?

okay I get the paper vag, the tongue, and the handcuffs. but wtf is the snake for?

i don't want to find the eggs

it's not easy being a single mommy/daddy of 3 kids

I'm looking at this picture and wondering to myself what has that baby freaked out? What could be scarier than their mommy/daddy with it's mustache?

i like how everyone's just standing around like this kind of thing always happens.

prison hairstyle you're doing it right

well shimber me timbers. it's a pirate tiny pirate ship that can drive on land too

now that's magic